That Was A Short Retirement!
DAVID LETTERMAN COULDN’T RESIST COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT TO DO A TOP TEN LIST ABOUT DONALD TRUMP…
So David Letterman was bummed he missed out on Donald Trump announcing he was running for POTUS. So he came out of retirement so he could do a Trump Top Ten list at a comedy show where his buddies Martin Short and Steve Martin were preforming in San Antonio on Friday. Enjoy the list;
10. That thing on his head was the gopher in “Caddyshack.”
9. During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name.
8. Donald Trump looks like the guy in the lifeboat with the women and children.
7. He wants to build a wall? How about building a wall around that thing on his head!
6. Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for a delusional, bull… Oh, no, wait, that’s me.
5. Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds 250 with cologne.
4. Trump would like all Americans to know that that thing on his head is free-range.
3. (tie) If President, instead of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving, he plans to evict a family on Thanksgiving. AND; That’s not a hairdo it’s a wind advisory.
2. Donald Trump has (angered) so many Mexicans, he’s starring in a new movie entitled, “NO Amigos” (a reference to the 1986 comedy, “Three Amigos,” that starred Short and Martin).
1. Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass.